Sunday 26 April 2009

Smoking Ban Real Estate Bollocks!

It slowly dawned on me today there's new smoking ban pub etiquette emerging. Once upon a time in a busy boozer if someone walked out of the door it was game over, all the real estate they sat on and occupied was up for grabs. Now it seems it's not so simple, a couple of times now i've parked myself on their seat only to have them come back 10 min's later with protestations of 'only going outside for a fag'. Markmiwordz the first tabloid 'stolen seat fag rage' incident is imminenet.

Sunday 5 April 2009

Yaaarr!! Y' Scurvy Dogs!


What's the world coming to when a Pop Up Pirate can't enjoy a tot of Rum in peace without being pilfered.